To all you NYCPB'ers out there, don't forget about my Birthday!!! WOO HOO!!!!

Uh, sorry...I mean...tonight's July Meetup at The Magician.

Cold frosty beverage on a hot July day, big smiles, fellow photographers, and lots of cameras bigger than your's. I might even bring cupcakes!!!!

Not only are you lost and late, but you have to pee so bad your vision is being obstructed by the little fish swimming around in your eyeballs. You should have gone before you left work to meet your friends, but you didn't have time if you were going to get the hummus and still make it on time. Not to mention that you forgot to get water, which is just great because now you get to pay $2 a bottle from one of those vendors that mysteriously miscount your change by $1 every single time(and NEVER in your favor).
Kidneys hurting. Where the hell are they??? Just great, there are only like 50 red balloons in your immediate vicinity. Or was it pink? Reception on the cell is dropping in and out.

Oops sorry! Oh my god, I am SO sorry. Are your fingers okay? I really am so sorry. As you flinch to avoid this innocent bystander's other hand you step in someone else's baked brie. Oh, no.

You are thinking to yourself, "how could one person possibly need a blanket THAT LARGE, and why would they weight the corners with cheese anyhow" when your cell finally rings....